Lazyitis.com - Happy Mondays Lyrics

Tell me what you know about cowboy dave
Did he whistle on brown?
Was his woman a sex slave?
Give me what you got on the holiday
You know the one where You went with the x`s paid
You can lie down here for a good few days

Tell me what you know about a mans affliction
Pc plod talk pure science fiction
Talk about the girl with the leather legs
Does she waddle like a chick With her big big love eggs
Theres not a thing that I cant fix I can fix it just like that
Theres not a thing that I cant fix

Give me what you know on effin-stein
First square head Leader of the street crime
Tell me what you know about Rumble Bumble
Did he roll our jeep in the middle of the Jungle
Bounce on his head Did the nine lives rumble, rumble

You and I back together Same old world
Tell me what you know about whistlin dave
Did he do his scene?
Did he live in a sex cave?
Not an ounce of class in the aging brass
She did the work while he lay in the grass

I know nothing man, so sack it fast Faster
Theres is not a thing I cant fix I can fix it just like this
You and I back together man
Same old world Easy, easy easy, now Easy now,
wunderbar Wunderbar rumble man

I`ll tell you the story of cut em` loose Bruce
He was the man who set the outlaws loose
Prosecution say this boys misbehaven
He shoot for fun Do pussy, dance and rave
Home Im comin home Home im comin home

They say this boys got bigger lies
Then the whole of England and its all spies
But mad old bruce He cut him free
Theres nothing left to kill So kill a weed with me

Oh I`ll see the sunshine Oh I`ll see the sunshine again
We all got a friend, We call him little lad
He has a lot of enemies But we want him back

Here he is within four walls
We ask obeah to give the jailer a call
Tonight im going to party
Set the fire round the town
Get wired with the boys And shoot the whole place down

Old Gilbert McBuston had too much McFuston
So they threw him in the lake and took his name
I`ll tell you the story of cut em` loose Bruce
He was the man who set the crackpots loose
There I stood in front of Bruce
He was the man who let the idiot loose Cut em` loose Bruce
Producer Pass him the glass and the foil
And give him a boost - poof